“Taysten”

Every Cougar is dying for it to be February so they can officially pounce on this child!!

Every Cougar is dying for it to be February so they can officially pounce on this child!!

God knows I have made it no secret how I feel about that stupid thing they call Robsten. Well, I started thinking “Robsten” all started with a  sensual little kiss in a movie. The fanatically obsessive fans made it their goal in life to turn Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson into a real life Bella Swan/Edward Cullenesque type couple. Before Twilight most of them didn’t have a fucking clue who Rob was and Kristen, let’s face it she was a little under the radar too. I don’t give a fuck what these little Twi ~ Tards say, none of them saw her movies before Twilight except maybe Panic Room and not one of us recognized that was a very young KStew as JFost’s daughter.

So this brings us back to “Taysten”. What makes the Edward/Bella kiss any more exciting or sexy than the kiss that is taking place with the ever so muscle bound and way too sexy to be 17 years old Taylor Lautner? Is it because he is Jacob and NOT Edward? HELLLOOOOOOOOO, neither of them are Jacob OR Edward!!

The way I see it, There are plenty of pics out there that show the two of 

forced?  That's what the Robstenites would have us believe.  They look adorable!!

forced? That's what the Robstenites would have us believe. They look adorable!!

 them *Kristen and Taylor* having very sweet intimate moments together that are NOT forced as the Twi ~ Tards suggest. Are they the same as some of the moments with Rob? Maybe not but Rob has this sexiness that brings out a sexual vibe with anyone he is with. Jesus, he could probably have a modeling shoot with a tree and make it look erotic, that’s just the way it is…they guy oozes sex, and he just can’t help it. I don’t think the difference in pics has anything to do with some great love relationship between the two of them because if that was the case they would have been fucking since the day they met and well, personallyI just didn’t see any more than a brother/kid sister vibe and Krissy was in a four year relationship at the time with “the love of her life”.  I’m sorry Robstens, ten to one it just wasn’t happening.  Back to Taysten….

I'm telling you GIVE TAYSTEN A CHANCE!!!!!

I'm telling you GIVE TAYSTEN A CHANCE!!!!!

Taylor is sweet and seems very caring and has a gentle soul, these things translate into a relationship differently than what people assume Rob and kristen have, but I will tell you what, if we are going based solely on the screen relationship which is how this whole thing with Robsten got started, the shots of him kissing Bella are pretty damn hot and she does NOT look like she minds one bit. In fact she looks every bit as into it as she was that night with Edward…yeah yeah yeah…boo hiss boo hiss!!!

I am still rooting for a Taysten hook up, not only to stick it to the Twi ~

ADORABLE

ADORABLE

 tards, but because I actually think that they are cute together. She isn’t THAT much older than him and he will be legal in a few months, they can keep it hush hush that long, I mean according to the Robstenites, Kris and Rob have been keeping their relationship a secret for 7 months or more.   Oh yeah, what the fuck is up with Kristen saying “I love this Kid” Um, KID??? Kris, he is only about what, a year and a half younger than you give or take? That really does not qualify you as being able to call him a KID *she’s secretly trying to hide her true feelings for him, doesn’t want to sound like a pedophile*

It is a photographers job and the actors to make it look as sexy as possible....just as the Vanity Fair shoot was. They were both all business, whether some of us want to believe it or not

It is a photographers job and the actors to make it look as sexy as possible....just as the Vanity Fair shoot was. They were both all business, whether some of us want to believe it or not

I mean he is already in college so not only do you get a sweetheart, a hot body but also a college student!

*Disclaimer*

I am not actually shipping Taylor and Kristen.  This is a JOKE.  I am showing how absolutely ridiculous it is to think of two people that act in a movie together that might have a love scene or even be in love in the whole movie to just automatically have a love that last a lifetime.  Things like that just don’t happen that way in real life and any photographic proof you have of looking hot or in love can happen between anyone whether they are just friends or not.  Case in point Kristen and Taylor’s pics above.  Pretty hot but not in love….according to you Robstenites  😉  I guess we will see who her epic love is in the end.  Maybe one of them, maybe both of them, or neither of them.

SO is there anything less sexy about this because it's TAYSTEN and not ROBSTEN??? Nope!!!

SO is there anything less sexy about this because it's TAYSTEN and not ROBSTEN??? Nope!!!

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9 Comments

  1. i think these 2 would be cute together lol……love the pictures you put in this blog too =)

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    • Yeah, they look adorable together and thus proving a photographer can make anyone look exactly the way they want to ~ Romantic, sweet, friendly or whatever. I have read so many things about these two having to force any kind of relationship though and I don’t see it in these pics. We are always going to hear that no one is going to have any chemistry with Kristen and no one is going to have any chemisty with Rob because it is the fantasy that the shippers hold on to for dear life. There is chemistry here and it really doesn’t matter what kind at this point, those two are able to be apart from each other and work with other actors without having the “think of the other one” or “cheat on each other” as I have read in so many posts so recently. Excuse me while I go throw up now.

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