When Hyenas Attack ~ A Robsten/Nonsten Love Story

• Hyena in human terms: a carnivorous mammal native to both African and Asian continents. Many cultures, including those in Africa, have historically viewed the hyena negatively, associating them with gluttony, uncleanliness and cowardice.  They have a long association with cruelty, treachery and greed.
• Hyena in crazy sheep terms: Someone who doesn’t believe in the Robsten myth. 

This is what I see when I close my eyes and think of all of the crazy cackling GROWN women that push Robsten on everyone

My thoughts? Well personally I think that the women that are calling me and my friends who do not believe in their “Robsten” fairytale HYENAS and say some of the vile stuff about us, really deserve the name more than we do, so I decided to name my post after one of the biggest hyenas out there and someone who personally targeted me the other day on one of her blogs ~ Rose from Pattinson Intoxication.  

Now, Rose got her panties all in a wad over the fact that I posted something over at a site I frequent often (Nonsten.com) concerning a disturbing statement that was found on the web and posted on the site.  I said in my post that I was extremely disturbed by it.  I will post my quote as well as what I was referring to below.  Was my quote mean?  Yes, it was very mean but what you have to understand it was only answering the countless times I as a Nonsten have been called a crazy cow or a hyena foaming at the mouth over Rob on her site.  She has mentioned about what we want to do with Rob sexually and that is why we refuse to see that Robsten is real. So anything I wrote is a direct response to something she has written in the past before you go and call me a monster.  Here is my quote which did not actually have her name in it, so how did she know it was about her?  Maybe because she knew she was guilty of saying all of the horrible things I had said in my post.  

The only kind of foaming I do at the mouth is when I brush my teeth each day

 QUOTE: 

Ok, I AM NOT GONNA SAY THIS CRAZY BITCHES NAME Bcuz she will get off on it and be masturbating for weeks just knowing that THIS hyena recognized her ugly cow ass, but ummm does she realize there are STALKER laws that were created for people like her? This is all kinds of fucked up and well I just don’t know…wow. By the way, honey for the record, the last and only time I personally “foamed at the mouth” was this morning when I brushed my teeth and I got too much tooth paste and it started to kind of get foamy around my mouth. Can you say as much considering what is it you said “you love Edward/Rob more than you have ever loved anyone in your life” even though you are married with kids.  

Now those of you that are raising an eyebrow over the last sentence STOP.  I am quoting something that she said and it is true she has a family which she has stated on her website.  I find it odd that someone would make a claim to love someone more than they have ever loved anyone in their life when they have a family.  That is what I said and that is what I meant, yet I was torn apart by people on her site claiming I threatened her kids and I was so horrible to her and her family.     

So much love there, right before he gave her the infamous kiss that "proved it all" at this years MTV movie awards *well it DID, if you didn't watch video and only looked at cleverly positioned photo stills*

Do you want to know what is horrible?  

I’ll tell you what is horrible.  People talking about other peoples sex lives.  People you don’t know and probably will never meet yet the talk is so explicit and vulgar it makes my stomach turn.  Calling someone’s private parts a sweaty taco and their big sausage is not only repulsive but it is juvenile.  Now I don’t know if this particular thing was ever mentioned at Pattinson Intoxication but it DID come from Robstens.  Maybe I should talk about how I was personally attacked on two different occasions by you ever loving Robstens, first about MY brain surgeries and how they obviously didn’t work and I was too stupid because I didn’t believe in Robsten (you wonder why I have so much love for you guys) or how bout when someone came to my blog site and made comments about me being raped and that it was NO BIG DEAL, that I shouldn’t be a CRY BABY and then another time my children were attacked for just being related to me and called stupid.  THAT IS PERSONAL, not mentioning you think it is ridiculous someone is so obsessed with an actor when they have a husband and kids.  So for one of you Robstens to cry foul over my statement is a bit hypocritical, don’t you think?  I am appalled and pissed off that ANYONE would think for two seconds I would threaten anyone’s child.  I don’t even know how many kids she has or how old they are but once again,  I just think it is sick to be so invested in an unproven relationship, saying you love it more than something you should love more than life itself.  I mean I love to blog about Rob, Robsten or whatever I feel at the time but NOTHING is more important to me than my kids or my life and just the fact that I am so lucky to be alive. 

Well I guess I should probably show you all what started this whole thing.  There was a very scary statement on the web, it actually made me afraid for not only Rob but Kristen too and I think you all know I am not a big fan of hers.  Here it is: 

Quote:  

‘He wants to start dating! Did you hear that Robstenlovers?!! HAHA!’ they screech, foam and spittle coating our faces.  

Rob OBVIOUSLY was using ‘date’ as a noun. After constantly being spotted out on ‘dates’ with Kristen all of last year and some of this one. We have recorded documentation, detailed down to the eyeteeth minutae, of Rob and Kristen out on dates in restaurants, pubs, diners, concerts, on beaches, etc. We know everything from what they ate, when they sat and ate it, to what they ordered and the name of the car service or cab number they took when they left.  

How do we know this you ask??  

Because we, the millions of hungry fans who are strangers to them, posess (I repeat) ‘RECORDED DOCUMENTATION DETAILED DOWN TO THE EYETEETH MINUTAE OF ROB AND KRISTEN OUT ON DATES…’ well, you get the picture. No, scratch that, ALL OF US, have LITERALLY ‘GOTTEN THE PICTURE’…THOUSANDS OF THEM…and the blog pieces, and the message board posts, and the tweets and tweeted pics…into their elevator after the meal, up to their hotel suites, at breakfast…etc. They have no privacy when they GO OUT. Kristen has already gone on about them not being able to make a move without someone tweeting and raining hundreds of fans down on their heads!  

*The things I put in bold were what scared me the most about this whole thing.  To not only have someone claim and brag about having that information but  maybe actually having it and the fact that people really do go out and stalk Rob like this.*  

Of course this post came about after Rob made a comment in his Today show interview with Jenna Bush, stating he would like to be able to go on a date and he was just putting it out there.  Everyone had their own theory.  To me it was pretty cut and dry when you add in all the other things he has been saying and doing this week but the Robstens are having a really hard time with this and so they are attacking anyone and everyone in sight.  Take for instance Emma Roberts.  When she was on Jay Leno she did something that they felt was disrespectful to Rob and bombarded her Twitter with disgusting tweets until she had to shut it down as you can see in the pic I have posted at the bottom of the page.  Robstens try and claim it was the Nonstens and other Rob fans that brutally attacked her but I think you can see with your own eyes the truth is, it was clearly psycho KRISTEN fans that attacked this poor girl, and for what we still don’t know.  

Obviously what I wrote in my post upset Rose enough to attack me to the point of posting what I had posted in our Nonsten thread with my NAME on it. Now you should first know and go back to the copy of what I said, that I never included her name in my post at Nonsten.  She also made a point not to inform her site members that the info she posted was actually a quote from someone else when some of her members mentioned I should be turned into Summit for being scary and stalkerish for having all the info.  She didn’t bother to correct them when they said I was threatening her children either.  She basically let people just rake me over the coals for a statement I made that may or may not have even been about her.  The thing I am wondering is why was she so upset by MY words and decided to target me specifically, when so many of us posted about those comments?  I honestly don’t know where the comment came from.  I did THINK that it might have come from her because it seems like her crazy MO but I never actually said it did and she talks about being personally attacked when she goes for the jugular and posts MY name for the world to see?? Jeez, hypocrisy much honey?  

This is the kind of thing that anyone who doesn't worship Rob can expect to see from kristen fans on their Twitter facebook or wherever, I am sure Rob and Kristen would be PROUD to call you fans

What did she think was gonna happen when she wrote about me, I was gonna go home and cry in my Wheaties over a bunch of crazy freaks writing their little opinions of my mental state about me on a stupid blog that their fantasy man will never read in a million years?   At least Nonstens have a grasp on that reality.  When we say that Rob or Kristen are Nonstens, we are joking!  Something Robstens need to seriously learn how to do, joke and poke fun at your crazy asses, like our mods said LAUGH and have fun.  Being a Nonsten is not all about us living or dying over the fact that Rob is single (which he basically confirmed this week on 2 different shows BTW) but by watching the way the freaks handle or should I say DON’T handle the harsh cold reality of it all.  You guys need to go back to your little fantasy world and jizz yourself over Robsten.  Nowhere in my post did I specifically mention Rose or her site by name in fact as she said while attacking me, hers is not the only site to call us hyenas, so what makes her think for one second I was talking about her and have the right to attack me at all, not to mention using my name to do it?  Either she is completely FULL of herself or I must have really hit a nerve with that post to get her so riled up.  Well Rose, sorry all you got out of me is this blog, no tears this time.  For the record you won’t get them anytime soon.

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