Robert Pattinson ~ Imperfectly Perfect

Brando was a real hottie back in the day

So I think it is pretty safe to say that every woman is looking for the “perfect” man but most of us know that that man just doesn’t exist…or does he?  What is perfection exactly?  Is it Adonis, a

Something about James Dean made all the ladies go nuts 😉

young Marlon Brando or James Dean? Maybe it would be Edward Cullen perfect?? Fuck no!! Aside from the fact that he was beautiful to look at, that dude was a serious stalker and in my opinion a little weird (he was a little bit of a pussy in the books too, sorry).  Sorry girls, I just did not like Edward, I mean Rob did the role as much justice as he could but whatever women saw in Edward I just don’t know.  Now ROB on the other hand,  he’s pretty close to perfect, or should I say he’s imperfectly perfect.  Now as you all scratch your heads and wonder what the fuck I am talking about as usual, I am talking about someone who really is not perfect at all but for some reason everyone finds

wow, he really does look a little like a drag queen here doesn’t he? Sorry BB, you know I luv ya anyway 😉

completely irresistible.  OK for most of the psychos out there it is all about Edward and that is pretty sad because this guy is much more than a sparkly vampire, anyone with a brain can see that.

I remember way back when~ I wrote a blog about how everyone thought Rob was ugly when he first got cast as Edward Cullen and now everyone is completely enamored with him, which I guess in a way does prove his theory that most of these “people” are in love with Edward and not him.  They hated him for no reason because he didn’t seem like the ideal and when Crazy Cathy Cougar was able to turn him into “the perfect Edward” everyone just flipped a bitch and all of the sudden decided that they really didn’t think he looked like a gargoyle (isn’t that what they called him?). Fucking hypocrites. Anyway they “loved” him after all, I mean he did fit the description after all (for the most part), it didn’t matter that he was a human with a personality or anything, he just looked like Edward and was convincing in the role so he was good enough for everyone.  I hadn’t read the books so I kind of thought he looked hot right on the spot and yeah I was kind of guilty at first of being just like them for a split second because he was gorgeous and I wanted to know who HE was.  I could have given a shit about Edward, Rob was good in the movies for what they were but I mean c’mon the books are cheesy and so were the movies…you watch them just as a guilty pleasure, kind of like when I listen to disco music and dancing around the house singing at the top of my lungs…too much info? Ummm yeah, moving right on back to Rob.

I could give a shit less about Edward Cullen…this is the guy I’ll pay to see for years to come

Some of us could care less about Twilight anymore because we are so burnt out on the PR that was Robsten and the psycho fans that went along with it that used to hate on Rob whenever hewasn’t up Kristen’s ass doing everything that they thought he should be doing every second of everyday.  Unlike most Twi-Tards we look forward to his upcoming projects, we appreciate his old projects and we don’t just watch them because he was some sparkly vampire, we watch them because he’s Rob first and foremost and try not to think of him as anything else.  Personally if he would have quit the whole thing and move on with

I’ll take the category “a character in one half of a fictional Romance” for $1000… 😉

his actual career and leave the Twilight circus, I wouldn’t have been bothered one bit (well maybe just a little).  Yeah I wouldn’t have minded some closure to the series but like I said I was so sick of the shit that went along with it, just read any of my Robsten blogs about how horrible the fans are that I was almost to a point that I didn’t want to watch the movies even with him in them and he was really the only reason I went to see any of them and God DON’T get me started on that abomination they made called Breaking Dawn, They stretched it out into two movies and it was rated PG13 JUST to make as much money as possible.  They had to cut massive amount of the book out which yeah was really kind of horrible with weird birth scenes where Edward had to literally BITE the kid out of Bella’s stomach but when the fans wanted to see that for some reason, they couldn’t show a violent scene….why? because it was PG13 and they couldn’t show it to all the kiddies in the audience and still rake in billions of dollars (let’s all hear it for Summit for ruining  Believe me I am not going to them to watch a cross between Pinocchio’s twin sister and Dory from finding Nemo, as his one true love or as he said last week “the lynchpin of the Saga” Damn, Rob how did you say that with a straight face?

Someone said Rob is doing all his own stunts?? He looks good doing this here, very intense

The movies I will run to the theater for the second they open will be Bel-Ami and Water for Elephants (and any other project Rob decides to do in the future).  I cannot wait for the day that those open.  I don’t know who I am more excited to see in the latter, Rob or Rosie!!!  Of course Bel Ami will have extremely hot sex scenes, something we have NEVER seen before in any Twilight movie, contrary to what the Robstens believe and well just thinking of Rob in a sex scene without that wooden troll is awesome to say the least 🙂

I think that Rob is a lot of things to a lot of people and he has this major misconception that everyone thinks of him in the same way.  Sure the majority of his fans see him as the “perfect man” Edward Cullen (I still don’t see the perfection there but whatever); some of his fans are going to see him just for being extremely hot.  Some of his fans only see him as one half of “Robsten” and if he is not involved with that whole debacle he is

Rob from this weekends press stuff, this was for the NY Times and probably my favorite pic that came out so far

nothing to them.  I am sure there are some that just think he is the hottest thing since French toast just because he is famous, young, rich and living in Hollywood.  Then there are the rest of us…..

So back to how Rob is actually NOT perfect.  You can’t be imperfectly perfect when you are perfect and of course as I said before there is just no such thing as a perfect man, not even Rob.

Those of us that live in the real world and realize there is no such thing as a perfect man, see a totally different side of Rob. Maybe we are weird for thinking the things we do about him, and see how awesome he is but who the fuck cares they are the things that make Rob who he is, so that is good enough for us.

Rob can be a little Geeky, OK more than a little.  Some of the stuff he does or has done in videos is strange but funnier than shit and adorable if you ask me…Yeah I guess I am weird and a few of my friends are too because we love him for his weirdness.  Rob can look a little gimpy and always talks about one leg being shorter than the other and what a terrible athlete he is.  Who the fuck cares if he can do a triathlon, he is amazing and adorable just the same.

Rob is silly and pokes fun at himself like he did in two of the MTV movie award videos.  Then he says the most incredibly sweet things like acknowledging his make up artist at the BAFTAs on live TV.  He still appreciates and publicly acknowledges the people he thinks helped him get his start here in America no matter what.  It doesn’t matter if he is the only reason for his continued success, he still thanks those who gave him a start whether they deserve it or not.

I guess Rob’s a little bit of an enigma.  How can you be adorable, so good looking, and dorky all together yet so smart, eloquent, charming, witty and a little bit goofy? When you mix that all together you get the imperfectly perfect man and it seems to describe Rob Pattinson or at least it used to.

Rob changed when he was tied to Kristen Stewart and whether they ever ended up being an actual couple remains to be seen. Fans want to believe their Bella and Edward were in love from the get go but I hate to tell them that was not the case and it was for show for a very long time. At some point they ended up spending so much time together that her nasty ways rubbed off on him and he changed into something a lot of us fans of JUST Rob didn’t recognize and couldn’t deal with.

He lost the respect of a lot of us but we continue to follow his work because no matter what he is a good actor and whether he acts like an ass, dates a disgusting little bitch troll or turns into a tabloid joke, it doesn’t change the fact that he has great potential to be a good actor. After all David Cronenberg wouldn’t request him for two movies back to back (Cosmopolis and Maps to the Stars) if he didn’t think he was talented and special.

Is he going to win an Oscar anytime soon? Who knows, but I think he will be recognized for his talent and people will finally see him for something other than the joke of Edward Cullen that he has been tied to and persecuted for by critics since his days in the Twilight Saga, yet surprisingly enough Kristen Stewart with her HORRIBLE wooden emotionless dead eyed acting has garnered positive attention from some pretty big critics in the past even though her movies fail to even make back their production costs. Her public relations team HAVE to be paying these people because she is just soooo bad and almost every person except her die hard fans think she is the worst and nastiest thing in Hollywood but don’t get me started, I have a whole section on that little bitch and she’s earned every bad thing I have ever said about her or at least her fans have and she is a close second. Her People must earn every cent she pays them and then some because they get her enough positive press and make her look like the innocent victim and make Rob look so bad but he hasn’t helped that cause at all lately. He has acted like a total tool and just doesn’t give a shit and has said as much. Well Rob, when you don’t give a shit about your fans, they start to go away…good thing I am not a petty little bitch and judge people on their work most of the time not their shitty attitude, unless they do something so horrendous I just CAN’T forgive them, like Kristen did.

Anyway ~ Rob was imperfectly perfect and I believe he can get there again. People don’t change that much when they were raised a certain way and with good values. He was a good and decent person once, funny, kind and goofy. He never took himself seriously and he loved and appreciated his fans. Once he separates himself from the douchebags he has been associating with (Kristen and her friends) and goes back to his core group of friends I think he will be fine and be the Rob we all loved and appreciated for his talent and charming personality.

How does someone go from looking like a Sex God in this pic to looking so damn adorable in the pic below 😀

I don’t know how one man can go from being complelely sexy one minute to being absolutely adorable the next.

This is from this weekends press conference for Eclipse but it is only the first few minutes of this that matter. The first is where he is mistaken about one of the questions and the second part is where he talks about whether he believes in having a soul.  They are both priceless in their own way

 

And this video is made of all kinds of WIN.  I don’t know what is better the way Rob says Du urt or the fist bump.  What a cutie 😀

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