EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND THEN SOME…….
First off I thought I would post a few stats about me that I am sure you are all DYING to know.
Relationship Status: involved
Relationship With: Do imaginary boyfriends count?? I am still technically married and have recently decided its finally time for the big D 😦
Well, I turned 47 a while ago and I have been through more shit than most people have gone through in an eternity. From giant brain tumors that show up out of nowhere, abusive cheating husbands to kids getting struck by lightning, I think I have pretty much been there done that. Mainly I suppressed the “real me” for so long that I almost forgot who I was until it was too late but one day I woke up, I’d had enough and I finally found my voice…whether or not that is a good thing remains to be seen but for now let’s just roll with it and read what I have to say. You might actually find something in this mess of a blog that is useful or at least mildly entertaining 🙂
~Procrastination is just like masturbation….it’s all fun and games ’til you realize you just fucked yourself~ Unknown
“If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate” ~ Carrie P. Snow
“You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view” ~ By Maureen Lipman
“Hey I am a bitch. I know I am one, I don’t pretend to be anything other than what I am and people either love me or they hate me but at the end of the day I am who I am and no one can take that away from me” ~ anonymous
“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray” ~ Madonna
“I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?” ~Beverly Mickins
“I am a survivor. I am like a cockroach, you just can’t get rid of me.” ~ Madonna
“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships ~ S.Stone
A friend once asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told her only when it’s done right ~ anonymous
“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off”. ~ Author Unknown
“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.” ~ Madonna
“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.” ~ Madonna
“Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn” ~ Madonna
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most” – Mark Twain
Own who you are because at the end of the day you are still going to be you and nothing is going to change that ~ anonymous
“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.” ~ Madonna
Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you can ‘fix’ any situation whenever you feel like it. Some things are bigger than you are~unknown
the last two go together:
I look at people sometimes and think…Really, that’s the sperm that won? ~ Facebook e-card
I SWEAR there are so many stupid people in the world, I really wonder if this is God’s “test planet” or if he just did this one as his constant source of entertainment and all the other ones are the planets with ACTUAL intelligent life ~ me 😉
Here are some questions that I was asked a million years ago in some online interview I did so I thought I would include them here so you all could get to know me ~
Writing, singing, watching TV and movies, goofing around with my silly teenage daughter, “obsessing” over whatever or whoever catches my eye at the moment, and I try to connect with my fabulous friends on Facebook and Twitter who I absolutely adore!!
The Possession I Value Most:
After going through as much shit as I have in the last 7 years because of a massive brain tumor, I have realized that possessions don’t matter that much and we shouldn’t really value anything but life 🙂
My Favorite Person To Spend Time With Is:
I am the most awesome person I know…Do I really need anyone else? Other than that I would say my awesome teenage daughter 😀
In My Free Time, You Can Find Me:
Because of my agoraphobia that came about after my second brain surgery I am home a lot of the time so I watch tons of movies and TV (not reality TV which is a waste of space), I write at my computer and talk to my friends on Facebook or tweet like a maniac; my boys are grown up and gone and my daughter is busy with school, boyfriend or her life most of the time or I would be doing stuff more stuff with her. When we are together we just act stupid and goofy but have a lot of fun 🙂
Too much to list; I love music and have to have it playing 24/7 when I am not watching TV or movies. I love everything from Adele to ZZ Top. I listen to different types with each mood I am in, so one second I could be listening to Queen, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John or Little River band and the next I could be listening to Marvin Gaye or Sam Cooke. My go to jams range from David Guetta, Sia, Scissor Sisters, Heart, Pat Benatar to Disco (yeah I said DISCO) 😀 and because I grew up in the 80’s I am kind of prone to listen to any music from that time whether it was hard rock like Ratt, new wave like the Fixx, or even old school rap like Grand Master Flash, I loved it all and still listen to it to this day. When I was younger my mom who had been a professional singer with a record deal before I was born would go around singing songs by Nat King Cole, Nina Simone, Etta James and Billie Holiday, so I also have an appreciation for that era. Some of the newer people I like are David Cook, Adam Lambert and Phillip Phillips from American Idol and my newest obsession is Quinn Archer who I found on Twitter whose song played in one of my new favorite TV shows 🙂
Favorite TV Shows:
Continuum, Lost Girl, American Horror Story, Scandal, Bones, The Following, Revenge, The Mentalist, Agents of Shield, Sleepy Hollow, Blacklist and the Vampire Diaries spin-off the Originals, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, True Blood, Homeland, Suits, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars, Twisted, Glee (yeah I watch the teen shows with my daughter) Dallas, Criminal Minds, Person of Interest, Hawaii 5-0 (Alex O’loughlin is so fucking hot and I watched him in Moonlight too 🙂 ), NCIS, NCIS LA, Rizzoli and Isles,Vampire Diaries, Beauty and the Beast (another super hot guy), Oregon Ducks Football,, American Dad, Family Guy, Adventure Time, South Park, Saturday Night Live, and while it was on a few years ago I LOVED Political Animals. I am looking forward to some new shows that are either in production or at least being discussed as future projects. The new show that Tom Welling is going to Produce called Blanco County if it gets picked up and the new show based on Sylvia Day’s Crossfire novel series could be good if done right. I used to watch some great shows but it seems everything worth a shit is getting canceled for more stupid reality shows……If I see anymore shows about Kimye or Kardashians period, Snooki and Jwoww, or glorifying pregnant teens I might just go postal and kill people. I recently “cut the cord” and have been binge watching shows online like Breaking Bad and even Mutant X (Yes, another super hot actor).I really wish I could cut down some of the TV I love and get out and do more stuff but I am sure that will happen in time. Hopefully like everything else I’ve dealt with, I will kick this in the ass and get better soon 🙂
The Notebook, The Godfather, House of Flying Daggers, Wizard of Oz, Gone With The Wind, Chinatown, Parkland and Draft Day; anything with either Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, or Ryan Gosling which I have all of each of their movies. I also like all of Rob Pattz’ movies so far and think he has a lot of potential. I love almost all classic movies especially Hitchcock, I love Nick Cage and Jason Statham and Stephen Segal; I don’t even care how cheesy their movies are because they just kick ass in different ways, for that matter I kind of like cheestastic movies just because, like the Mummy and Scorpion King movies. They aren’t probably going to be up for any Oscars anytime soon but they are fun 🙂 I pretty much watch any and all of the Marvel movies and I was late to the Harry Potter movies but I loved them and have them all. Most freakishly weird movies or fantasy flicks I will see or at least give them a chance. I love a good suspense movie, comedy and even sappy girlie love movies I usually download (yeah, I’m terrible like that). I’ll see ANY vampire or werewolf flick and well there are just too many other movies to list but those are just some of my favorites that I can think of right off the top of my head; Oh yeah…I really hate most horror movies like SAW and think they are kind of worthless….
Anything by Steinbeck because he and I were born in the same town and my mom actually lived in the same house that he wrote about in the book Cannery Row. I like Sylvia Day’s books which are a TOTAL dirty guilty pleasure, especially the Crossfire, Marked and Renegade Angels series, The 50 Shades books were crap in comparison and I don’t really get what the big deal was about, not REALLY hard-core bondage or S&M if you ask me. For some reason I actually read the Twilight books and liked the concept of sparkly day walkers which actually caused really freakish nightmares that would prove I was insane if I talked about it so I guess it’s your loss; lets just say it had to do with Twilight Ice Capades and/or on Broadway; Hey if it works for Spiderman, why the hell not? God my mind is FUCKED UP 🙂
Basically Facebook and Twitter , I have a few other forums I pop in and out of once in a while to see what’s new; I guess I come here when I can, so I can write but I try not to be on the internet 24/7 as I work to get my life in order.
I am not much of a shopper and I really don’t have much money to speak of anyway…but I guess I mostly buy tech stuff (for my computers, smart phone, external hard drive for all my movies and TV shows I download and shit like that) 🙂
Three Words That Describe Me Best:
Totally Fucking Awesome~ WELL it said 3 words, didn’t it??
Welcome to my site, my name is Nan, some people call me Nans, Spunknan and Sugarlipps (don’t ask, yes there are two P’s but its the only way Facebook would let me use it 😉 ). I first made this page to post my writing but I had nothing but trouble with it since day one so I will apologize for any glitches or fucked up crap right off the bat. It seems every internet site HATES me, or at least every blogging site on the web does, I’m here and I ain’t going anywhere. Love me or hate me, I am bound to post some interesting and sometimes offensive stuff, so if you can’t handle it or like what I have to say, I suggest you move on to your happy place or someone else’s site because this one is more than likely going to offend SOMEBODY. Mainly people with stick up your ass syndrome and boring, uptight and sexually repressed folks. I guarantee you will never see me writing about happy little elves skipping through fields of daisies, it is just not my style.
So anyway, when we were young, we were all taught that reading is fundamental. I have always felt that knowledge is power so does that mean if you read my blogs you will be fundamentally powerful?? I highly doubt it but you may actually learn something from some of them and at the very least I am sure that some of them will either entertain you or maybe even piss you off depending on what your stance on my opinion is.
I guess this is the place where I’m supposed to actually talk about myself? Yeah….not happening. Seriously, I am not a big fan on opening myself up to people except when I write. I guess a little bit about me comes out in each blog if you know where to look; There are a few that are about me but not many. As far as just saying “hey this is me” I’m not so crazy about that part and I doubt if I ever will be unless I feel I have something really important to say. After what they did to me in the hospital after my second brain surgery I can’t even handle being around that many people at once; I don’t go out and do much and never get to go singing anymore 😦 which really sucks because I am actually a pretty good singer, I mean I DO come by it naturally.
Now that we got that out of the way ~ Obviously, I like to try to write, as I said before I used to sing and I even had a DJ/Karaoke business but life and health got in the way of that venture. I have some of the most amazing and best friends anyone could ever have but most of them I have never met in person and I’m a loud mouth opinionated bitch which most of my friends love me for because I am the one person that has no trouble speaking their mind and makes no apologies for anything I think or say. Oh yeah ~ I absolutely fucking HATE stupid people with a passion and a combination of swearing and sarcasm are pretty much my second language. I probably swear more than most sailors (when I write that is), so deal with it or you know the drill……leave.
March 14th I celebrated my 7th anniversary of life because that was the date of the first of my three brain surgeries. I’ve been through so much in this lifetime, that is probably what makes me the way I am. I have had knee surgery and re-injured the knee beyond repair and deal with more medical bullshit than any one person my age should ever have to deal with.
As I said before I’ve had a total of three brain surgeries but there’s more…. my husband and I split up after he had an affair and decided he was in love with another woman after 22 years together and 3 kids. This was actually the best thing for me because I was holding on to an abusive relationship because I was terrified of being alone. His girlfriend later accused him of being a stalker which he was convicted of even though there was no real proof (he kinda was…just sayin). Up until now I have done everything in my power to forgive his indiscretions as best I could tand try to keep the peace and keep our kids happy but lately his inner douche has just been showing up more and more and I’ve decided for sanity sake I just can’t do this anymore. It’s not healthy and why the hell should I always have to be the bigger person? Fuck that!! We’ve been married this whole time while he goes out and does whatever and whoever the fuck he wants and shits all over the whole idea of marriage and love, so I’m done. I am filing for divorce as soon as I can and finally putting my needs first. My kids are all but grown and my daughter supports this so after being his friend for the last 6 years of a 27 year relationship, I decided I need to be a friend to myself more than I need to try to make someone who has no regard for feelings or reality for that matter happy.
My youngest son was hit by lightning a month after my last brain surgery and someone I loved more than life died 3 years ago in the most horrific way; He was way too young and even after all this time I am completely devastated and miss him so much it hurts. My house burned down 2 years ago and I was trapped upstairs in the smoke; my asthma loved that believe me. The fire was due to a faulty fire extinguisher but my property manager made us pay for repairs …I was basically threatened if I sued they’d find a reason to evict me and I couldn’t afford to move if I wanted to. I am now in major debt because I lost everything from the fire but y’know what? Things could be so much worse, my kids are fine for the most part, I am alive and we are all survivors or at least we try…..
I think if you read my blogs it’s pretty obvious that I used to like Robert Pattinson and have written a few blogs about him but I also really like a few other hotties that are around these days and talented in their own right. I plan on writing more about them in the future, so stay tuned.
I hope you enjoy my writing, but if not, once again move on because I don’t have time for a bunch of fucking whining little brats complaining about stuff I have no intention of changing. I have no problem with constructive criticism but people PLEASE get over yourselves when it comes to our differing opinions, I am fully aware I can be a bitch, sometimes I post stuff just to piss people off especially when it concerns certain people who I can’t stand that have no talent and shouldn’t have the luxury of working in Hollywood but get a pass because they were in a billion dollar franchise and every teeny bopper in the world is in love with her wooden expressionless acting and sullen bitchy attitude. I am sure it will take all of three seconds to guess who I’m speaking about but as of right now I am removing the majority of her posts from the site because all they do is bring her attention that she does not deserve and breed negativity by her obsessed insane fans. I don’t need to keep all that negative energy around, it’s toxic and for the last year and a half I have stayed away from my blog aside from a few posts here and there because of that negativity. I’m done. IF by chance I write any more posts about Bitchy McTroll they will be placed in the Twilight section because now the Robsten/Kristen Stewart page is being removed.….Until my next post ~
Peace, Love and Happiness to you all 😉